A Proclamation from the Castle Squire: An Invitation to Laughter, Banquet, and Bardic Buffoonery
Event Details:
Date: July 5, 2025
Location: Landoll’s Mohican Castle, USA
Ticket Prices: $59 - $89
Limited Availability – Secure Your Seat Now!
Your Ticket Includes:
A Gourmet Banquet prepared by The Castle's renowned chefs
Exclusive live comedy show featuring Mark Meer
Post-show D&D one-shot gaming session, hosted by D&D in a Castle
Event Schedule:
5:00 PM – 5:30 PM | Doors Open, Cocktails / Mocktails & Meet-and-Greet (The Dwarven Tavern)
5:30 PM – 7:00 PM | Banquet Service (The Fey Ballroom)
7:00 PM – 8:30 PM | Mark Meer Live D&D Comedy Show (Baron’s Hall) with Duke Davis and Reid
8:30 PM – 11:00 PM+ | Dungeons & Dragons Gaming Experience.
Well met, gentlefolk and wayward wanderers alike,
It is I, the Castle Squire, steward of splendor, servant of song, wielder of clipboards, keeper of lanyards, polisher of chalices not technically mine. And I come to you now with a matter most urgent, joyous, and—if I may be so bold—side-splittingly spectacular.
You are cordially, humbly, thunderously invited to a night of Improv Comedy, Banquet Delights, and Dungeons & Dragons-fueled mirth, here at our beloved Thelien’s Rest (known mundanely as The Mohican Castle, though we try not to say so aloud—makes the portraits frown).
Of What Do I Speak?
On the eve of July the Fifth, at the dignified hour of 5:30 in eventime, we fling open the castle doors (gently, they creak) for a most singular and ridiculous evening led by none other than Comedy Commander Mark Meer, that resplendent voice and brain behind Mass Effect, Improvised Dungeons & Dragons, and numerous characters who could fell a god with nothing but a pun and a glower.
A four-course banquet will precede the merriment, served with all the culinary sophistication befitting a castle and all the grace of yours truly (I once delivered a goblet of mead to a noblewoman without spilling more than half, a feat oft recounted in kitchen lore).
And then—then—the show begins. There shall be dragons. There shall be dice. There shall be improv of the highest (and occasionally most ridiculous) order. And you, dear reader, shall be in stitches. (Metaphorical stitches. Actual injuries must be reported to the front desk.)
Tickets and Treasure
Join us for an unforgettable evening, even if you aren’t staying for our weeklong D&D in a Castle event. This is a rare opportunity to dip one toe (or entire costumed body) into the enchanted waters of Castle programming without committing to the whole campaign.
Tickets are available now via this magic portal:
eventbrite.com/e/dungeons-dragons-improv-comedy-show-dinner-with-mark-meer-tickets-1321693654299
And should you wish to stay the night, please contact the Castle Fae at Thelien’s Rest (the Mohican Castle). They would be delighted to take down your name and add you to the guest book.
But Why?...
Because life is too short not to watch a grown man in a velvet cloak improvise a fireball spell while arguing with a goblin played by a fellow in chainmail leggings.
Because you deserve fine food and finer company.
Because the Castle is calling, and I, your humble Squire, shall meet you at the door with open arms, a freshly fluffed seat cushion, and possibly a small comedic monologue about the perils of torch maintenance.
July 5. 5:30 PM. Mark Meer. The Castle. You.
I remain your faithful Castle Squire,
At your service.
Who Is Mark Meer?
Mark Meer is a voice actor, best known for his work as Commander Shepard (and more) in BioWare’s Mass Effect Trilogy. Other voice work includes Hinterland Studio’s The Long Dark, multiple roles in both the Dragon Age and Baldur’s Gate series, and Starro the Conquerer (among others) in WB Games’ Gotham Knights. He stars as the vampire lord Deadalus in Beamdog's upcoming 1980s Saturday morning cartoon homage, Mythforce.
Mark is a co-creator, writer, and star of the award-winning Canadian comedy series Tiny Plastic Men, available on Amazon Prime in the UK and USA.
Mark Meer at D&D in a Castle
